Last night I had a barney with Mrs Bamos. A PATHETIC argument that was clearly all her fault. I am currently a very, VERY angry man. Why, I hear you ask? Because I can't drive. Now, we've been together for quite a while (couple of YEARS) so this isn't exactly groundbreaking news. So why the argument? She has claimed that she will LEAVE ME if I don't learn to drive. WHAT THE FUCK?!!? Why on earth is this a vital requirement?! I've never in my life had any desire to drive (I took lessons when I was 17, broke me ankle, discovered pubs and gave up...) and I've never needed to. And now, living a 10 minute walk from a train station that takes me to work in 15 minutes and London in 20, WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT???! Seriously, am I alone here? Is it wrong to not want to learn to drive? Why on earth should it be such a huge fucking issue? Handy it may be, but essential? Definitely not. She told me that she couldn't have kids with someone who couldn't drive. I'M TWENTY-FUCKING-FIVE. I DO NOT WANT KIDS FOR ABOUT TEN YEARS. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

As I said. I am very, very angry.