What did you get up to this weekend, if you weren't at Glastonbury?

I ate five packets of Fruitella, they're like a party in my mouth. They even do a sour flavour now.

Mrs Judge and I bought a two-seater leather sofa, with matching armchair. At a bargain price.

We also wandered around Winchester. And then wondered why we were wandering around Winchester.

As well as purchasing CD's by such illuminaries as NOFX, Beck and Simple Plan.

Glastonbury? You can't buy tickets to the weekend I've just had!