I've been tasked with getting everyone out next Friday, the music taste in general is dire so it needs to be somewhere cheesy and big coz there'll probably be about 30 of us. I'm going to slit my wrists if I have to go to any of these places again

Tiger Tiger
The Loop
Digress
Strawberry Moons

Do you know of anywhere in central London that is not so terrible, maybe somewhere themed?? A Spanish bar or something.... I need help with ideas..!