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April Fool

cadd [Edit] [Delete] 12:57, 21 March '05
With April Fools Day looming, I'm auctioning these.

3 sachets of industrial strength, hospital issue laxative. They're nice big sachets, to be mixed with liquid. All 3 in a bowl of punch, or, even better, a 2 or 3 litre bottle of snakebite, would do the trick.

You'd be the toast of all your friends.

Was going to put them on eBay, but they're 2 years out of date and I don't think eBay approve of that. I think the added 2 years will make them more potent.

We'll start bidding at £1.50 each, plus £1 postage for each. As a bargain I'll do all 3 for £5.

Why not spike your favourite band with them before they go on stage.

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