Caramelised veal sweetbread, tart fine (?!) of baby artichokes, hazelnut and asparagus vinaigrette, bay leaf FOAM.

What? If I wanted foam all over my sweetbread, I could just invite a rabid dog and let it foam away for free. Wtf is FOAM on a menu?

Also, coffee, tea and infusion with petits four. Surely the tea is going to be infused, how can you be offering me infusion seperately? What is this, a pot of steam?!

Pretentious menus: fuck right off.