Don't you just want to hunt down the artist and the reviewer and warn them in a stentorian voice to never EVER show their smugly drawn faces round your house ever again?

THe Guardian are especially bad at this, like it makes them some sort of likeable 'good on the beers' character when in actual fact they're just some sort of worm like chin bereft heavy-on-the-odour monomaniac who STILL can't do their trousers up properly and probably still go home to their mum's for dinner even though they died 10 years before they were born or something. It doesnt' even detract from the fact that 89% of your opinions and writing style are as enlightening as drinking tarnished paint at a tramp's funeral. Just stop it now will you?

RANT ENDZ

see what i did there?