I went to the local this morning to watch Liverpool, and my friend was in with his uncle. The uncle was about 40.

I went and sat with them. I don't think I've ever met anyone so bad. It seemed that everything that came out of his mouth was the total opposite to my opinion.

Here's a sprinkle of the points he made:

-"Scousers are fucking braindead. They only know one song because they're so absolutely retarded."

-(after a group of Liverpool fans in the club complained about Arsenal being cockney somethings...)"Fucking stupid scousers. They have no idea. I was born in West Ham. Am I a cockney? Am I fuck? To be a cockney, you have to be born within 1 square mile in Tottenham. Its like me saying 'MANCUNIANS' to these scouse cunts."

-"Women are always complaining about rape. Two things I don't understand: 1st, they could always kick a bloke off em if he was shagging them against her will. Its fuckin easy. Trust me. Two, they say they were fighting against the rape, but to conceive, they have to enjoy it. Are you telling me they can enjoy getting raped? They cry rape for money, I'm tellin you. The lot of em."

-(after group of Liverpool fans were talking)"Are they gonna watch the FUCKING game or are they gonna sit there like its a fucking mother's meeting? (when Liv. score and they cheer) Oh, you're watching it now, fucking scouse twats."

He was like a child. I just thought I'd share him with you.