Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah.

The indignant question-makers were out in force weren't they? The Daily Mail's one went on for clause after clause, summin' about crazies.

And is Faye Turney the only sailor abducted, or the only one now known to not be gay or ugly?

I'm sorry. Someone sign my email up for dog porn or somthing for finding this whole thing amusing.