From the Guardian Website:

18th over: Australia 85-2 (Hayden 30, Clarke 4) Hayden is getting a little angsty as the flow of runs dries up (he has a relatively pedestrian 30 from 53 balls), and in that over from Collymore he walks down the track to clip two to leg. "93ft East is so over," sniffs Dominic Booth. "Get to Cargo for the true £62 Carling, wonkey-mulleted, art-set scene. I once saw a gig there played entirely on 2 Gameboys. Who wants to touch my self customised post-ironic Lightning Bolt t-shirt?" Touch it? Can't I sniff it?