jesus, it's slow today on here. So, give me your anecdotes!

The first time I got drunk I was 14. I went to a party for a boy called Ben (I think)'s birthday, I've forgotten who he was now, but I remember it was someone who was friends with my friends in the year above in a cricket club.

The whole evening was a bit of a disaster - someone got riotously drunk and smashed a window, and there was popcorn everywhere. Me and a boy I really fancied tried to clean it up, but the hoover wasn't working.

Then, right at the very end, one of my friends gave me a few sips from a bottle of White Lightning. It was brilliant! I went home and skipped around my room, wrote in my diary about how great being drunk was, and went to bed happy.