So I caught a bit of the superlative daytime drama 'Doctors' this morning - first time in ages - and I was struggling to work out why Julia was being hounded by the press. All I could discern is that it had something to do with a 'pervert' who made Julia feel 'sexually alive' and I'm sure that I heard the words 'erotic asphyxiation' in there too. And I'm pretty sure that the pervert died in 'a fire in the wendyhouse'.

Could somebody tell me what's been going on?