me and my PAL are getting hunted down and killed by Burnley's emo clan.

There are numerous petty reasons they want our blood, but the main is that they kind of despise PAL because of his friendship with one of their ex-girlfriends.

So because he and them had a little bicker over MySpace tonight, they've declared we're gonna get TWATTED this coming day.

SO: advice. Should I throw them through any windows? Should I try any flying kicks?

Apparently, we'll be 'ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, but not in laughter.'

LMAO :D