I want a job that is ethically sound, doesn't compromise my eco-friendly intentions, allows me to be creative yet offers some structure and purpose to the day, improves something/someone in someway or another (be it me, you, animals or the world), pays well enough to keep me in surfboard wax and shoes, makes me laugh most days and is based on a train which weaves its way through England and France stopping regularly in London, Paris, Woolacombe and Burnham-on-Sea.

I have tried googling this and surprise, surprise nothing came up. Does anyone want to offer me a job like this one (ono)?

What is your ideal job...within the bounds of gravity, reality and suchlike?