and could have easily done a few hundered quid in on books. There were so many in there i wanted to buy i actually ended up leaving with nothing as i just couldnt choose

What else i noticed was the amount of nomark, shithouse 'celebs' that have books out. I cant believe russell brand has a biography out already! I looked inside to see what it contained and it was basically filler with a load of photos with him with different women saying 'another conquest' by the side of it (cracking journalism!)

What really made me chuckle though was the photo in there of him standing on trafalgar square completely naked whilst the police try to arrest him! Please tell me someone else has seen this photo! For all his reputation as a womaniser, old russell doesent seem to have much to actually womanise with!!