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'Mr Sands is at the back gate'

thewarn [Edit] [Delete] 10:58, 8 March '07

And other similar 'coded' messages relayed by supermarket/football stadia/London Underground etc tannoy systems. Generally meaning 'HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ON FIRE!' or 'TERRORIST! TERRORIST! arrrrtGGGHG!'

I hear these quite a lot (presumably being tested), and they always scare the shit out of me. Can't they get better codes?

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