Don't you ever wonder exactly WHAT is she famous for apart from Hugh Grant and Austin Powers, yet she lives in a castle and is really old, yet seemingly is only a 'recent' addition to the celebrity lexicon? Is she a less brittle boned version of 'Posh' Spice?

In ten years time 'Victoria' Beckham will look how people do 8 or 9 years after burial. What a treat for all of us to see every morning on the cover of Closer and Grazia.