god what a horrendous turd. you get what you expect with Keanu i.e. a total plankfest, but its actually got some cool people in it. Henry Rollins, 'Beat' Takeshi, Ice-T.. ok, scrap that last one. but why do good people make bad films? do they not read the script apart from their lines? see also; Tom Waits in Domino.

More importantly, why do i watch so many shitty films?