did anyone see You Are What You Eat last night? 'Dr' McKeith has gone properly mental.

In order to put a woman off drinking, she gave her a glass of cider mixed with brains, wine mixed with eyeballs, and sambucca mixed with NIPPLES and OVARIES! For some tenuous reason. It was very sinister.

Next week, Gillian will murder a fat person's entire family. "Look at what you've done to your CHILDREN Lisa! You kept eating Twixes, and this means I had to chop up your children and put them on a biscuit and caramel base, YOU FAT BITCH."