No. 28 in an occasional series.

1. Mark O'Meara
2. i. That stupid telly advert... Where? When? How? Why? Why? How? Where? Why? Not? Fuck? Off?
ii. That stupid telly advert where that women tried to entice you into opening a bank acount by singing a shit version of an Aretha Franklin song.
iii. That stupid telly advert that has a train in it and some horrible high pitched wailing. Might be for a bank again.
iv. That stupid telly advert that sounds like a bloke retching. Might be for insurance.
3. Lizards
4. Hungary
5. Freud