This weekend I am going to Switzerland to drink lots in a log cabin. Well Saturday night, anyway. On Sunday, however, I will rise early and spend several hours desperately clinging on to one of these:

http://www.lakesuperior.com/online/256/256jrnl3.jpg

Anybody ever been on one before? I think I'm going to die. Or at least break several bones. Apparently they're really, really quick (like 80mph, or something). I'm gonna look pretty bad ass on it though. If I did die, none of you would ever know. Is that a bit weird? Should it be? Who would come to my funeral? If you didn't, I'd blatantly come back and e-haunt you

(800 words done of my uni work. Woooooo!)