A old "friend" of mine had a weird mortal fear of buttons! We all assumed it was some kind of attention seeking ploy, but then none of her clothes had buttons on them, she had them all removed!! IT WAS REAL!! *insert 1 years worth of button related terrorism stories*.
Before you feel sorry for her, this particular person was an absolute bitch, stole my best friend, almost split my band up then fucked off to Ireland.

Any cool phobia stories?