Right. Last night I went to see Dreamgirls. I suppose I don't usually see "Blockbuster" type films or go to multiplexes but my bloke wanted to see it so I went along.

JESUS CHRIST. The worst cinema audience I've ever encountered. This included people freely talking throughout the film as if they were watching it in their living room (inlcuding 2 girls analysis on how buff Jamie Foxx is) and someone's mobile phone ringing and the owner ANSWERING IT and having a conversation.

I'm not being anal about this surely? When you see a film you want people to shut the fuck up!