we just had an email sent round saying that whatserface from the thisorthat department has given birth to a baby boy after THREE DAYS in labour.

three bloody days! think back to your weekend and imagine the whole of that time being spent trying to squeeze a littlun out. I fear that this may but slicky of the whole pregnancy thing.

and to make things worse, there was a picture of the wee bairn with the email and he's a right ugly little fucker