I'm desperately trying to avoid doing my dissertation, and this rubbish thread is one way of achieving this

I'm thinking I might just shave my hair off. I've had the urge for the last few days, but tried to oppress it in the faint hope that it would disappear into the abyss, along with a catalogue of over whimsical ideas I've had recently. But it keeps coming back, like some persistent and follicly challenged phoenix

I probably wouldn't go bald bald, but I'm kinda getting fed up with having hair. You have to like, do it in the morning. And when you go out dancing it ends up looking stoopid

Does anybody else ever have this? Shall I just stop being a hippie and go all army chic?