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http://www.drownedinsound.com/event/view/22871

BRNLV CLB STRIKES!
PIGFOOT'S GOING-TO-CYPRUS GOODBYE HULA PARTY BERMUDA SHORTS SPECIAL!

Featuring boy/girl man&wife lo-fi freak-folk duo THE BOBBY McGEES and their tales of Audrey Tatou, living in a minging house, having no friends and dancing alone.
www.myspace.com/thebobbymcgees

And the neurotic, oversexed pop 'n' roll of THE OPEN MOUTHS (who'll be familiar to anyone who saw the Brainlove tour or is in the 7" club). They have a whole new set of scary false-positive pop songs to shred you with.
www.myspace.com/theopenmouths

DJs: FUCK BUTTONS / SARAH STILETTOS (Artrocker) / BRNLV DJs

Unfortunately, time, the stars, physics and a support slot with CSS have conspired to keep CRYSTAL CASTLES from joining us as planned. But this leaves us in the EXCITING position of being able to book a last minute headliner....

Suggestions below (Bowie is busy).