i was reading a copy of the book trade magazine bookseller today at work and i stumbled across this potential gem.

from amazon:
Mechanical ducks, shark women that taste of liquorice, perverted sexual shenanigans in cramped office spaces, double-crossing Nazi apologists, bald-headed cultural subversives and celebrity deer-culling - this is just a glimpse into the wonderful and frightening world of Perverted by Language. Twenty-three writers choose a song by The Fall and use it as inspiration for a short story. Kicking off with Niall Griffiths' scalding take on the 1978 single, "Bingo Master's Break-out", the book culminates with Rebbecca Ray's devilishly saucy take on "I Can Hear The Grass Grow". This work is published in association with the inaugural Manchester International Festival (28 June-15 July 2007), the world's first international festival of new work, created by leading artists from across the spectrum of popular culture, innovation and music.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Perverted-Language-Fiction-inspired-Inspired/dp/1852429291/sr=8-1/qid=1171748277/ref=sr_1_1/203-0153627-6887160?ie=UTF8&s=books