PLEASE DIE!

NOW!

So I rightfully dismissed this place a Nathan Barley-ite hellhole full of £45 t-shirts and knobends... But then I thought I'd go in for the sake of it during their sale a week or so back, just to confirm my suspicions.

Surprisingly, in the nearly new section they had some really cheap and good jackets. So I put one on and look around and what? THERE ARE NO MIRRORS IN THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOP. Is this some kind of post-modern ironic statement? Aren't people supposed to buy things?

So I went into the changing rooms with about three jackets, tried them on, and they were all ridiculously insane sizes with either really small arms or one really small arm or whatever.

Then on the way out I passed their "CD Section" which consisted of about 7 "hip" albums at about £15.99 each.

I cried and left.