Maybe its because I was still a young un, but Bill Drummond throwing a dead sheep from a taxi into the foyer at the Brits with the words "I Died For You" written on it is only just behind the Jarvis moment, in terms of making the Brit Awards entertaining for anyone not being bummed by coke backstage. Tonight Russell Brand will probably lick his lips in a terribly assexual way. Maybe someone killing themselves on stage (Snow Patrol) would top both events, don't you think?

Good work everyone!