I'm upstairs, she's downstairs

conversation

mum: hello, is anybody in, hello, omg where is everyone?

chris:im upstairs

mum:why's it like blackpool illuminations down here with all the curtains open, people can see in.

chris: we live in a closed road at the bottom mum,plus who cares.

mum walkis into kitchen and says to dog, 'where is everyone?'. dog fails to reply so....

mum: is anybody in, christopher are you in?

chris: yes mum we just had a conversation.

mum:well it would have been nice for you to come down.

arghhhh!!!!!!!