So yeah. Last night after I left Stealthy, Branka, Accidental, Tim & Fidel at the Old Blue Last, I was attacked and robbed on the way home. I was knocked over and had my head smashed into the pavement by these three lads in hoodies in Dalston, on the main street, in full view of several passers by. They took my iPod and ran. Some German people called the police and an ambulance. I was covered in blood and so was the pavement. It was pretty scary and horrible. Ambulance, stitches, an operation to let the gathered blood out of my massively swollen ear which had turned purple, police telling me what was going on and that they were checking CCTV in the street and on local buses etc. They said these kind of hoods sell iPods for £50 and phones for £20. I have a large 'pressure dressing' bandage on my head to stop my ear from becoming 'deformed' into a cauliflower ear, although they said a small chunk of ear is just gone.

And no iPod. £129 - lasted five weeks.

2007 has got it in for me, I swear it.