play drums? and would like to teach me to play for free? im properly serious here. i've been fantasising about playing them for years and recently i've been thinking i really should do something about it. but being a poor student i cannot afford lessons.

im good company tho, and i'd bring treats to every lesson! and i'd be eternally grateful and love you forever. and you'd feel good about doing something good for someone else. and if i do eventually get good enough to be in a band, and get in a band, and we get really big and make lots of money i will totally buy you something super amazing.

this is a serious appeal!

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