on the underground.
He was wearing one of those russian hat things, with the ear flaps, a white body warmer, white, tight trousers, and a white t shirt. Also, lots of necklaces.
He was telling the woman sitting opposite him that he was telepathic. They hadnt met before, cos they shook hands.
I heard him say, in a poncy accent, "yeah, i send messages more than I recieve them, which is quite annoying. I think im the only telepath in glasgow".

What a dick.
I just thought you'd like to know.