Well, have you?

This is a continuation of a conversation me and devonmalcolm had last night. Obviously its not a nice thought, but I'm sure there are more people than me who have done as much.

My funeral would follow as such:

1.Being led into the church to the sounds of 'I dream a highway' by Gillian Welch

2.Prayers etc

3.Various friends/celebrities talking about the 'Rich they used to know' (Guest speaker Hulk Hogan)

4.Led out of the church to 'A pair of brown eyes' by the Pogues

5.Lowered into the ground, Hulk Hogan consoles my parents whilst my coffin is covered in flowers.

Out of respect for devonmalcolm, I didn't steal his guest speaker.