Is squash just as good for you as water? I mean they recommend you drink 8 pints of water a day, so does squash count?

Also if modern technology is so amazing and advanced how come giving birth still hurts like a muthabitch?

Why do onions make you cry?

Why IS a thin body generally considered more attractive than a fat one?
cherry fact: when i was younger and sad(er) and mucho mucho fatter i wrote a song based on this, the only line i can remember: 'why because there is more of me do you thikn less of me' haha *sigh*

Why the fuck did my laptop just stop working without warning? Also if I do need to get it taken to get fixed rather than talked through it on the phone, will they look at my history?

Add your own or maybe you can enlighten me on mine?