My girlfriend is most likely moving back to the UK

AND

I'm getting my folks' old computer which means I'll have a computer

AND

We just booked a buncha snick gigs for the next few months

AND

My Emusic account has re-topped up to 90 downloads for me to go spaffing

It's like all the above are doing battle with my flat being a total trainwreck, me not losing enough weight and only having £30 to last 2 weeks

Who wants to come running?