Why do so many DiS users pretend to have the surname 'Jones'?

It is a cruel thing to do, and shouldn't be encouraged.

I'm looking at you, dogname, rappyj, jj.

Those of you WITH the surname Jones don't even bother to use it! I'm looking at you, Monpot, other people I'm sure.

Yep, my boss is in a meeting. Deal with it.