Apparently, following his numerous recent spats highlighted in the media, the gap toothed queen is joining naked lesbian metal band Rockbitch. A statement issued by the band said
"We feel he's just the kind of pent up, raging mincer we need to add a bit more spice to our live shows, plus his piano skills can be put to good use on our songs as we look to go Evanescene on our unsuspecting fans."

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