is the bane of my life at the moment! I am going on holiday next week and I have bought a shitload of gear from a designer catalogue i use which never usually fails me!

In terms of t shirts and jumpers and other tops I am always a large but some of the stuff i have is medium.

The stuff i have bought varies in size so much its unreal. I have got a red acercrombie and fitch t shirt which is meant to be a large...but it looks like its been sprayed on me its so tight....yet i have got a hugo boss polo shirt which is a large which is s big its like a tent on me! There is no point in sending it back to get the size changed as it will probably come back either too big or too small and i also have to pay for post and package to send it and recieve it!

I also got a pair of really nice billabong board shorts that are meant to be a 34in waist but definately more like a 32in at best. This whole palava has cost me bloody loads and i am still in need of new gear to go away with

Grrrrrrrr