Last night was BAD.

* got id'ed three times going in by a proper nastily aggressive bouncer, eventually got in after getting the promoter outside...

*massive burly chav was feely-touching up my girlfriend (ms junkstaposition)

*me being a skinny idiot had quite a violent "fuck off" word at him

*he got really angrily-hard annoyed and everything goes all fast for about 5 minutes

*went to collect my coat, and found it had been stolen, which is very GAY as it was the most expensive thing i've bought and ms junky had to persuade me to pay so much for it

*ms junky had her purse stolen.

RUBBISH.