Can you imagine a night out with 'The Fly' - that would be Bono dressed up as u2's 1991 'comeback' single surely? You'd feel like Andrea Corr but probably not so much pain when you sat down.

Or perhaps it would mean going to the Fly on 'New' Oxford Street this Friday to see Friends of the Bride in all their 2007 finery - why wait for Zonino, see them in two days time and be 8 times more cooler than the average person! They're on at 8pm so just face the fact you might miss Emmerdale.