One of them, we had planned to go to manchester this week on the piss. NO, now he's booked us train tickets to York without caring if i actually want to go there.

Another, i ran out of smokable substance so i asked him, for the first time ever, if he could get me some. This means he's now, according to his best mate, falling for me all over again, because i wouldn't ask if i didn't want him.

Another, she has pretty much decided she doesn't like her best boy mate anymore, after deliberately making him want her as more than a friend.

Why can't things be simple anymore? :'(