so this morning, as i was coming out of the Baptist church Coffee Morning, where i had a Bacon Bap (because im Northern) with Ms Heartbrokenstar and her lovely Grandparents, i spotted upon exiting the Hall of God that in the shop window was a GIANT GORDON RAMSEY FACE display thingymabob. i cried "Look! There's Gordon Ramsey!" There was a man advancing along the footpath towards me and he replied "Hello," in a manner of "YesiamGordonRamsey" I am now somewhat confused. This man did not have a collapsed face or swear, why would he be swearing, given he was on the path to the House of God? So i am left in a quandry of sorts andsoitgotmethinking, am i really Sarah-Jessica Parker?