I have called in to see my mum and dad and drop off a book i bought for my dad...and i have eaten

A piece of quiche
2 ham salad sarnies
a glass of chocolate soya milk
4 fox's crunch creams
a cup of tea

As i write this, I hear a shout from the kitchen....'who has eaten the ham in the fridge'

thats my dads sarnies filling for work slightly altered!!