Now last year I 'enjoyed' an all inclusive one stop shop birthday celebration that 'culminated' in a good 3 hour extended jolly in probably the erm, best Wetherspoons in London (in Farringdon), and I invited people from all my 'walks' of life as it were. Seeing that this just caused table separations I felt like a wine waiter 'doing' the tables so therefore I have divided up my 'do's' into a Non-Dis night and a DiS night and guess what? I'm actually going to do the 'DiS' one on my very birthday which is this Saturday, so if anyone wants to go supping with a slightly irritable man in his early 30s then I'll be doing 'summat' in Central London details tbc.

And no it won't be a wetherspoons this year!