1) In Pizza Hut in Manchester, whilst putting my jacket on, I knocked a piece of this couple's GIGANTIC pizza off their tray as the guy was putting it down, and it went on the floor. And I was so embarrassed, I almost imploded. But they were sound about it. I love them.

2) I started a thread in my college forum about how I didn't like Muse, to see how stupid people were. It turns out, my college is full of retards. One of them happens to work at the only indie club in town, and has threatened to ban me from going on the grounds I'm too young, if I ever 'offend his interests' again.

Name 2 interesting things that happened to you, today!