http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Legal-Handguns/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to take the war to criminals by permitting law-abiding citizens to carry concealed handguns.

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/lovelycats/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to endorse a scheme that would see the child benefit scheme extended to cats

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/forehead-tattoo/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Introduce Compulsory Tattooing of a BarCode on each citizen's forehead.

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/nagging

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Stop all wifes from nagging us men.