tell me tell me tell me!

I once started writing one, it was rubbish so i stopped after less than a chapter. But a couple of people have occassionally told they think I'd write a good'un, so maybe it's something i should try doing again.

The problem is that i am very unimaginative and completely devoid of ideas. So my plan is to read all the BRILLIANT replies to this thread (don't let me down) and steal your ideas for a book.

thanks in advance