The dove got to 5000 posts in double slow time...

My five thousandth post, people. Yes yes, I know - none of you know who I am. It's fine. I'm ok with this. It's taken me about two years or so to reach this emotional landmark

I fully expect nobody to respond to this thread given the time of night and the person posting it. But I'll leave it up to you as to what I do to mark the occaison. You have three options:

a) Ask me any - ANY - question you want, and I'll answer it as brutally honestly as I can

b) Request a fourth installment of my blog. I'm really not sure where to go with it, so I might just give it up and leave it unfinished, like some classic literary symphony

or d) Ask me to retire. If more people vote for me to fuck off from DiS forever, I will do. You'll never see dove_from_above roaming these parts ever again

Whichever gets most votes/questions, wins. So yeah, I look forward to the one or two replies I'll find when I return tomorrow evening. Good luck, and God speed