My PC decided to die a few weeks back, so somebody my mum works with kindly offered to fix it for me. So far, so good. Two days after taking said PC, the man gets suspended from work. Proper serious shizzle, too. Police coming in and taking his stuff in evidence bags etc. So he has my PC, will probably get sacked and my mum's boss isn't allowed to pass on his contact information, as you're not allowed to contact a colleague while they are suspended

I have a few deadlines coming up, and all my week so far is on that stoopid PC. Bastard! So now I have a few days to re-do a large chunk of work that I've ALREADY DONE. What a fucker

As a light-hearted footnote to this self-indulgent rant, I'll pass on this fact:
There is no difference whatsoever between white eggs and brown eggs. The difference in colour comes from the chicken responsible for said egg. Chickens with red necks lay white eggs (that are mainly popular in North America), whilst those crazy brown necked chickens squeeze out the brown ones that us Brits love so much

If anybody wants to give me an interesting (and true) fact, go ahead. It will make me less likely to go and stab the suspended fuck with my PC (if I could find the crook, that is)