...I'm at work. The unfeasably attractive girl upstairs just emailed me to gushingly thank me for telling her to put Soya Milk in before the hot water in her coffee to stop it curdling (I may have stolen this advice from yesterdays soya thread and passed it off as my own knowledge).

In reply I said 'Fantastic, my work her is done. Now I can leap again, hoping that this next leap will be the leap home' and signed the email Dr Sam Beckett. She responded with 'may the force be with you'.

Passion killer.